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[Joe Zombie :: Episode 3]

Finally... decent voices.

With this episode, the only criticism I could make is that it's too short.

But, I'm actually looking forward to episode 3b now!

Make it even better, allright?

[Joe Zombie :: Episode 2]

The voices are still annoying, but...

the movie's just so good.

The way you orchestrate all the action. The nice little touches like in the opening sequence.

The way that the music kicks in at just the right moments...

The only thing that I would criticise this is the voices...

Please re-dub this...

[Joe Zombie :: Episode 1]

It's definitely nicer...

The graphics are much better, the story's more exciting, there's more suitably done bgm, but...

the voices sound so... horrible.

Sorry, but I really feel that the voices don't do this movie any favours.

Maybe you could have had subtitles, with meaningless gibberish coming out of their lips?

Or have some half-decent voices...

These are totally emotionless and sound almost as if they were computer generated, just like the Clock Crew voices sound.

Ah well.

Decent, none the less.

If it wasn't for the voices, I'd have given it a 7.

[Original JZ Episode3]

To be concluded... but when?

That's kinda a bit annoying... I mean, I'm assuming that you're not going to carry on this episode. Ever.

But, yeah... these 3 episodes looked allright, but they weren't great. To be honest, the whole plot was a bit derivative, and it could've been presented a lot better. I'm talking about the way the story was told - not just the graphics and sound.

But obviously, you don't care too much what I say.

I'll go and see the new episodes now.

[Original JZ Episode2]

Oh... my sound actually had buggered up.

So I switched PC. Hmmm... the actual movie...

Well, it's basically a new thing. I mean, there's not that much continuation here. Well, there is some, but this would be able to survive as a stand-alone thing.

Probably no better than the 1st. But mildly diverting.

I'll stop wittering now.

[Original JZ Episode1]

Not bad. Could use sound.

I'm going through the entire Joe Zombie series, and this one was mildly amusing but either didn't have any osund, or my sound just suddenly stopped working.

A promising start, but not a great thing on its own, if you know what I mean...

[H2H4]

The sound made my ears hurt.

I accept that it can be called a stylised thing, but when you've got music like that, the visuals need to really grab me.

In this case, they didn't. The graphics were nice enough, but I just didn't enjoy the whole thing. I just don't like fight scenes like this, unless there's some sort of plot to back it up.

Also, the buttons at the end don't seem to work.

Overall, it just seemed tiring to me.

Didn't grab me.

Sorry...

[I Am Canadian Cartoon]

Not everyone hates Canadians...

and this includes myself.

Therefore, I found this to be a bit pathetic and not really deserving of the time it took to let it load and play.

Ah well...

[SK8BOARDING SESSION]

Next time, try working on something a bit more

original.

Thing about stuff like this is that since it's been done a few times before, you need to do it REALLY well to impress people.

However, if you applied yourself to something original, and spent a wee bit of time thinking of a script, you'd get a much better result, and it'd do even better.

Although having siad that, I can't really comment...

I mean, you did make it into the top 20 of the week...

[the dancing man]

Interesting.

I didn't like it, but since you apparently don't care, I won't bother justifying myself.

Seriously tho' it was a nice wee idea, and it was nicely done. Thing is, all humour is subjective.

As was my mark.