Bezman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Seinfeld: The Poster]

I'm not sure if I got it...

Was the gunshot aimed for the bird supposed to be what brought the plane down?

If so, this isn't really properly explained.

If not, You might as well have submitted this as 2 seperate things.

Overall, decent effort, has style, but didn't really make me laugh.

Better than my shit tho'

[dead PONGO awakenings...]

Decent.

This is better than the other 2 Pongo movies I've seen if only because there's some sort of wierd twisted jokey 'plot'.

Not bad...

...not bad at all!

[Wipe Me]

Pointless, but funny.

Whilst it was a bit pointless and was not as well made as some other stuff, it made me laugh. Therefore, you get a high mark.

I feel that the music and graphics definitely add to the humour.

Nicely done.

Oh, and at least you have buttons with decent hit boxes, unlike many (including myself).

[Specialeffects with flash]

Nice idea.

I was actually thinking about something like this myself...

I quite like the fact that you've used real video footage (or photos, or whatever).

However, the integration of the laser and the fire are quite poor.

Also, a bit more of a plot/joke is needed.

[Sappy Ecard Parody]

Very nice, but the humour was wasted on me.

As always, I make little effort to be objective - overall is a rating of how much I enjoyed this.

Others will probably enjoy this.

I didn't.

[The MAME Story]

This is pretty brilliant.

To be fair, there were a few bits where I felt almost bored, but at the end, I was left feeling most satisfied, with the way it's like a children's story about emulators.

Kind of like a modern version of 'Why does the Giraffe have such a Long Neck?' and those kind of stories.

I was a little dissappointed with Mario being the evil spy tho'