Bezman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Elian - Wazzup!!!]

I gave it a 6 as opposed to 5since it's the 1st

The wassup thing wasn't even that funny to begin with tho'

I mean, it's the 1st parody I've seen, but not even a faint smirk emerged from my lips.

Ultimately, it just boiled down to my sense of humour.

[Toy Story Cinemargh]

Pretty funny

Even though I didn't actually laugh.

Having said that, the ideas were nice, it made me smirk (this is rare!) and the sound was of a really high quality.

[Chokin' & Chuckin' Bush]

Nicely done. Some will love it.

After all, the graphics, sound and animation are pretty decent.

Howeveer, personally, I just don't find it funny.

glish responds:

Thanks for reviewing it nonetheless. Sorry it took so long for me to acknowledge this but, I just found you boring.

[Squigo 1]

Nice start.

I liked the style and the basic plot was well executed with impeccable timing and...

It was good but not great.

One thing I would say is that maybe the picture is a bit /too/ much all over the place.

I do appreciate why you are making it vibrate and shake - to make it sketchy - but this has yet to be perfected by you.

Good stuff.

I seriously look forward to seeing the next episode.

[MonkeyFood]

Nice wee joke.

I didn't personally find it funny (deja vu) but I DID think that the thing was all right.

'T's'not shite - 't's'all right!

[The Sad Skater (updated)]

Beautiful

I was almost at the point of crying after I saw this.

The music, the wonderfully written prose, the white on black graphics, which made the tears all the more poignant...

I could suggest a couple of improvements: a loading screen (the size IS big, after all) and a fade-out for the music, but even without these, it's still brilliant.

[+1000 karma pts bonus]

Not bad

The movie is interesting, but not really interesting enough to watch over and over, so the responsility falls on the shoulders of the music...


Which also seems to be a bit repetitive.

This'd be pretty funky bg music for a site or something, but I can't really reccommend the effort and time that the whole listen takes.

Like I say tho', it's pretty funky bg music so if you're not watching any portal entries for a wee while, click on this!

By d'way, congratulations!

[a goldiclock orange]

The best anti-clock movie I've seen yet!

(If you can consider it such a thing).

I did miss the 'end' voice though :)

[Pikmin(the real story)]

I'm sorry to reapeat myself but it's true.

Everything about this is good.

Apart from the fact that I personally don't find it funny.