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I am BEhrooZ Bahman Shahriari. I am a man. For years, I have been (sometimes) called... BEZMAN!

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London Meet 4 top Xs.

Posted by Bezman - January 22nd, 2009


Got back home today and thought I'd jot down some memories.

This is just the way I remember stuff. A great time, but distilling anything improperly is almost like diluting it - we can lose some of the potency along with the faff we get rid of if we're not careful. My point: I'm never gonna do this meet justice.

Random awards.
- Man of the moment: Luis. Thanks for organising this shit and making it all happen.
- best jean pockets: Cally (girls' jeans are always prettier. :-/)
- Being suprisingly younger than I thought possible for a lad of such skills: Tommy LM.
- Best Goggles: Wonchop. Next year I want to see some competition.
- Most able to be a stunt double: Dry Ice. Of Evil Dog.
- Most able to make me smile and feel amazing by virtue of smiling so much whilst singing karaoke: BBM
No-one else wins an award. Congratulations, you fall into the same category as Tom Fulp and many other respectable ladies and gentlemen.

Top X memorable moments:
- Sqeezy rapping freestyle to a backing of Daft Punk.
- Mogly starts to sing about sucking six. The regulars look on aghast.
- Singing Renegades of Funk, the mic is passes to Tom Fulp. Again, dicks are mentioned.
- those who actually bared their arse
- whipping out my thing and sharing it with Tom, Poozy and the Swain.
- Sampling 'skate'
- Crystal Maze is naff. Everyone chuckles.
- LilJim known who I am? How the hell?
- Swain improves my game.
- I fail horribly at singing 'Im Just a Girl'.
- Bob makes a note to try pashwari nan.
- We outnumbered the locals in the bar, 30:5.
- Playing Ping - a card game that JPI told us about.
- dancing to outrageous karaoke. Gay man starts fondling my hand. Pull away.

Top X disappointments
- No dancing-night.
- No giant game of knockout poker

Top X Lessons:
- going to the Sports Bar and dancing together is fun. We should definitely go dancing on future meets.
- I am not just a girl. I am, in fact, a man. A hairy man.
- Taking mugshots of everyone actually gets in the way of Bumper cars and bowling. And can make photography feel less fun when there's nigh on 50 folk.
- Skate is tasty.
- If people don't feel comfortable doing something, get Tom Fulp to do it first. That makes it harder for folk to refuse.
- Burst balloons make for an interesting instrument.

See you all next year! Or sooner!

Unofficial meetup in Pivo pivo, near central Station, Glasgow, 23rd February. I'll be there hosting an open mic night and you can come over and make literally any type of noise you want.

I will look through my photos and put the better ones online late this weekend. (Sunday/Mon). How many should I upload?


Comments

"Skate is tasty."

???

Skate is a fish. It's sweet, succulent and meaty.

So rich, though, that I started to enjoy it less and less towards the end.

Ah, I see now. I thought you bit someone's skate or something... =P

Shoes would probably taste of dirt. Unless they were clean. I've never actually tasted shoes, I admit. :-(

Ping or plink or whatever it was was a memorable moment for me to. Upload tons of photos bez, all 2000 of them lmao. Make sure you post in the after math thread thingy. Hope to see you next time, always a laugh.

Next time, we need an unmarked set of cards. And I need to teach you guys Kevan's 'Thing' game.

yeah that was prettttty fun

:-)

RATIOS BOY, RATIOS.

"We outnumbered the locals in the bar, 30:5."

*CORRECTED*

We outnumbered the locals in the bar, 6:1.

Yeah, I know the former is MATHEMATICALLY untidy, but it's a) still correct and b) also an estimation of the total number of folk in the bar, giving folk a bit more info if they make a simple presumption. c) sounds more impressive, doing justice to the raw numbers.

But if everyone wore goggles noone would know who was the real me O=

Sure they would. Others don't all have identical faces to you. There'd be several witnesses who could confirm your identity.

Maybe even the goggles would be different.

Lots of <3 to you too, bez. You once again were such a presence at the meet, it was fantastic to see you and your gorgeous accent again. Thanks so much for the random award :D, it honestly means so much. I couldn't help but smile on a song as fantastic as I'm A Believer though. :D

Until next time!

Awww shucks.

"When I think ofyour face,
I too am a smiler.
It's like I'm crazed.
I'm out of my mind.

I say oooooooooooooooooooooooo
You make me feel better,
When I think of ye,
I just smile."

My ass

yes....

Upload All Bez they were taken to be seen!

i would come up to glasgow but erm, im 15

ha ha cool to seee you again Bez

I couldn't fit that many onto my webspace. And there's a lot of near-duplicates. I'll start sorting them tonight.

It's great to see so many people enthralled at the Meet (looking at the photos/stories). I'm still surprised by the sheer number of peeps who attended. Incredible.. If I had to describe it one word, "spontaneous" would come to mind.

I'd love to hear about the "thing" you've discussed with Mr. Fulp but I understand if secrecy is still in effect.

I think Glasgow could very well be a great alternative to London for a UK meet. Although it may not have been as feverish as London, I feel it had all the ingredients for a memorable event. I sure had!

Any plans to travel to Comic-con this or next year?

Oh, and about that "Ex-" game, in summary: I absolutely loved it. There's no feedback I can give other than perhaps a bit more music choices? It was highly enjoyable just attempting to crack each challenge. Thanks again Bez.

'Aloha nui loa

nah, the NG card game is basically out in the open now. I'll explain it properly later.

It was awesome. Miss you.

Hey Bez. You were great to meet up with again. I think you're such a brilliant character, I was walking along the other day and you popped in my head - and a smile popped on my face.

Ta for me making your memorable moments.

See you again.

Can't wait to see all your random pics Bezman, you wacky bastard you. =D

BEZZZ! it was so nice seeing you again! :P i agree with the dancing part- last years dancing at the sports bar has to be a top memory of mine of all time! cant wait for those pictures!

don't let me dowm

Who are you? You stole Shalashaska's outfit!