NukeTheWhales 2007-11-12 00:20:34

Sadly, licking your elbow will probably be one of the two that won't happen.

UMREE 2007-11-12 00:33:02

aaahhh dont be sad guy, think of all the stuff uv'e succeeded in

Dazmi 2007-11-12 00:57:48

finding true love doesn't happen to too many people

licking your elbow might not happen unless you have a rly long tounge

jmtb02 2007-11-12 01:12:48

But you have done a lot more than most people :). And believe it or not, we all fail at something. Sometimes it just hits us in a streak.

The-Super-Flash-Bros 2007-11-12 03:24:46

I licked my elbow once. You kind of have to SWING your arm into your face and lick at just the right time. It hurts afterwards.

-Dim

XxdeathpriestxX 2007-11-12 06:44:47

have faith good man. I KNOW you can piss your entire namein the snow, or lick your elbow, but you'll never find true love =3

JonBro 2007-11-12 07:29:52

Likcing my elbow is the only thing on that list that I've done.
I've done it pretty often, too. I don't have to swing my arm into my face though like Dim does =P

AnalogStick 2007-11-12 07:37:22

Wow, you sure do have a fail streak.

The-DeadDuck 2007-11-12 08:44:43

Happens.

Hammi 2007-11-12 08:58:03

Well i dont have time to answer all the issues one by one. But just remember one thing. No matter how hard it gets, just stick your chest out and keep your head up, and handle it. You might feel like shit now, but take your time to think about it, clear your mind for a while and gather yourself. Save your powers to unleash them another time when you feel the glow in your face. Meanwhile youre idle, use your absence to strategize and make plots in your head. You will itch to try again harder, and that will make you more ambitious. You might fall now temporarily, but after some deep breathes you will be refreshed, and i urge you to push your challenges over if you can. Might take some time, but nothing can beat the strength of a burning heart :)

Sektor-Z 2007-11-12 09:53:48

I just licked my elbow to prove it's easy. It hurts a little now. Anyways, even I found true love without even looking (I lost hope just like you), so keep doing stuff and don't give up cause there's a girl for everyone (and two girls for the lucky ones). (or maybe the UNlucky ones). See how everyone supports you? I hope that means something to you cause they mean it :p My name's pretty long to write it in snow so I've made my peace that'll never happen.

dmasterding 2007-11-12 11:39:56

I have no life, so i'm gonna respond to each one.

1. I bet I couldn't ride like 10 miles without failing miserably, so don't feel too bad.
2. Just finish it for next year ^__^
3. No one can. It took me a whole entire day to do one page, and it ended up being a messup.
4. Dunno
5, Keep trying
6. Keep trying
7. Keep practicing
8. Practically impossible, unless you wanna hurt yourself

Just keep trying

Graeme 2007-11-16 18:24:41

you've also failed to win many awards.

seriously though. what's up with that. you've got so many thing rate over 4, yet you only have like 2 awards.

you must pick shitty days to submit your stuff

DrSevenSeizeMD 2007-11-20 13:35:02

But, you succeeded in making an awesome news post. :-)

No one can lick their elbow... well, one girl, with some video on the internet.... but come on! Everything "impossible" has been done on the internet. :-)

DeLuca 2007-11-22 03:05:17

Hope you succeed in any of those goals. You could always lick someone elses elbow and hey the person who's elbow you licked could be your true love and could inspire you to do yor other goals.