Bezman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[FLASH Fables - Humpty Dumpty]

Damn you!

I was going to go and do something like this...

BUt hey, you did it better than I would have. Nice idea about twisting the traditional Humpty Dumpty tale.

Nice wee jokes are included and the whole look is masterfully done.

[Summer Lovin`]

Traditional clock style.

The only enjoyable bit was the ending. (I don't mean thatg in a mean way - I'm talking about the ending, not the end.)

[Bogart Golf]

I'm not a golfer.

Maybe that meant that much of it was lost on me.

Again, this is a movie, which I didn't find funny.

The sound was nicely recorded, by the way.

The animation was also decent.

[Fun with pop-culture]

I loved this.

The 10 year old political-take (with brilliant sketchy graphics on lined paper), the take on the average stick-man cartoon, those were the best ones.

To be fair, the last 2 aren't as amusing (and they don't make a point in the same way that the first 2 do) however, it's still easily worth an 8.

Great work.

[BEEBO Part 3]

I'm sorry to have to do this yet again, but...

it's the same, but longer. The same quality of sound. The same quality of animation and graphics. The same humour. Which I didn't find funny.

It's also a bit longer.

If you didn't enjoy the first 2 movies, this is unlikely to sway your opinion.

If you found them funny, you'll probably like this too.

fabulous999 responds:

If you didn't like the first one, and you didn't like the second one, why in god's name did you expect the third to suddnely tickle your over judgemental fancy. I'm guessing you're gonna say "well I didn't". In that case you're obviously a jerk for giving the same review 3 times. Jerk. Go suck a croissant.

[BEEBO Part 2]

Same again.

Grainy sound, all right graphics, reasonably funny, but not for me.

It's just my sense of humour - these movies which are based on humnour are always a lot more prone to subjective judgement than, say, a game.

[BEEBO Part 1]

Standard story...

Grainy sound, decent animation, reasonably funny, but not for me.

(Possibly for someone else)

I like the character design of Beebo, but nothing here made me even smirk.

[The Boy goes to Store]

Another???

It might be a joke. It might be hilarious. I might be a great fool in not seeing the joke or not understanding what it means to be a clock, but I've tried to learn, dammit, and I just can't see.

I still think that this is all rubbish.

Until a clock crew member says something that changes my mind (and I will listen), I will continue to rate these movies in this manner.

[The Evil News]

The letter at the start was decent...

The rest was an all right piss take at politicians and the like, but...


...actually, no it wasn't. It didn't make me laugh once, it didn't really entertain me and I didn't find any enlightening ideas present.

To be fair, the artwork was of a high standard, and so was the sound (although the latter was a bit low in terms of volume). The script was decent, but ultimately, I just didn't particularly enjoy the viewing experience.

[Pongo X - pongo guard]

Nice style.

I feel I write to much in these boxes, so I'm going to try to be concise.

Nice graphical style, wasn't amusing, took too much time to load considering what it was - a nice animation with no story or entertainment value for me.