Bezman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ross Snyder gets down!!!]

I liked the end.

As the below review said, you do need to dredit the audio (to Daftpunk). It's not an amazing thing, but it's somewhat amusing.

[Strawberry Clock VI]

It ends up like a brainwashing excercise.

It started off quite nice, but when it started being specific to /that/ letter, I think it all got a bit too much.

The music was quite nice though.

[Strawberry Clock V]

Although it didn't make me laugh...

I'm quite impressed.

It was mildly amusing, and is basically all right.

However, like some other movies, the sound is recorder really badly. Maybe you could put the microphone further away from you or something, because the sound hurts my ears.

[Welches Juicegirlsuxdick!]

It was lost on me...

because I'm not familiar with American products.

[sss]

No.

To be honest, I could not see the point of that at all. It wasn't enjoyable at all for me.

[Dr.Seuss From da hooD!]

Mildly amusing

I've been going through your collection, and this is the first one I didn't give a 0.

Mildly amusing.

[Interview With Osama]

I personally just thought it was sick.

I thought the whole thing, was a bit too much, as is most of the Osama bashing stuff.

That said, it's a nice take on the asassin theme.

[DFL!: ChocoChip Cookies]

Chocolate is Good.

Because of the subject matter, I preffered this to the deep fried turkey one.

However, maybe a couple of games (like that) would have made this go even higher in the charts.

[Corporate Puppet]

A movie that makes a point well.

"'Corporate Puppet' is one of T Bailey's Flash movies, which still constantlt resides in the top 50, and with good reason.

"It portrays a man leading a meaningless life - turning up for work, doing work, getting constantly, literally licking his boss's ass, and doing all manner of things that we can see to be a grim parody of life.

"From his first day at work, his world is meaninless, and colourless. He is a cog in a machine; a corporate puppet, a fact that is cleverly portrayed.

"Everyone in this world is a puppet - the secretary, other office workers; even the boss.

"Eventually, our protagonist jumps off his office block, freeing himself of the peripherals that keep him under someone elses control.

"T Bailey seems to be making the point that only in death can you break free of the mould and bring meaning to your life.

"Whilst his point is argued well, I would still disagree. I would personally feel that the protagonist had other methods of 'breaking free of the mould and bringing colour to his life'.

"Surely even sticking up a finger at his boss would have done this.

"Whilst this is a weel made and effective movie, I have some difficulty agreeing to the philosophy behind it."

[College University pt 3-3]

I like this.

Very nice.

Quite impressed with Big Foot and Kung Fu Karl.

I think Kung Fu Karl in particular has proved a worthy addition of the cast.

I think that the characters still need a few more episodess to flesh out before we can see where it is going.