Bezman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[joey episode 6]

Th best one I've seen yet!

This was hilarious!

I laughed and watched it again and laughed again...

The only thing I'd say is that you should be putting buttons at the start of your movies to start it off.

Great stuff.

Commando-Cheese responds:

thanks. a mistake I made with episode 8 is not making it funny, sorry for flippig out on you for that joey 8 review

[joey episode 5]

Mildly amusing

I liked the adventure underground, and this was the best one I've seen so far...

...apart from episode 1.

I know it's not nice to tell an artist that their first work is their best, but that was short, sweet and to the point.

It was also hilarious, whilst this was just funny.

[joey episode 8 (starwars)]

Very boring and poor sound

To be fair, you have obviously spent quite a bit of time on this. Unfortunately, it didn't really add up to anything.

As far as I could see, this was merely an unoriginal vastly cut down version of Star Wars.

Basically, this is just the climax of the 1st film. However, it's not that well recreated.

If you'd directed the same effort at creating an original story, it might have paid off, but I just think that this is totally pointless and needless.

Commando-Cheese responds:

U know what, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. First of all, have you heard the sound of the other star wars movies? Ya,that's what I thought. Second, you're just gay. And 3rd, lets see you make a perfect recreation of the star wars ending. Plus, if you were to think that of all the movies out there that this one is pointless and needless, then boy, you have problems, it's better for you not to visit this site at all.

[Mintendo's Christmas game]

It was well done and others may love it...

but yet again, it's the humour that's subjective. And I just don't find this funny.

Keep up the good work though - as the previous guy said, this really was just like a NES game!

[Miracle on 34th Street]

Not bad, but a bit self-indulgent.

It was nicely made and the story's about average, but I just thought that it was yet another tale of how great the Clock Crew are and I think it's all a bit too much.

[Rubber Duckie]

Better than the score implies...

I feel a bit guilty giving this such a crap mark when it's a movie of decent quality which evidently has had a lot of work put into it, but I just didn't enjoy it or find it that funny.

That's just my opinion, but that's what I base the scores on.

[Xiao Xiao No. 5]

Quite decent.

Though, after the variance that was obvious in Xiao Xiao 2, 3 and 4, I was a bit disappointed by #5 being just another episode. Good stuff, but maybe not amazing.

[Cyobreed - The teaser]

Great sound

You made nice use of stereo effects and the visuals weren't bad either. However, you'll notice that (like many movies) I gave this good individual scores but a not-so-great overaall and you're probably wondering why.

Well, while I accept that this a teaser and not the full thing, I won't give you any extra points for that. I'll rate that highly when (if?) you submit it.

The teaser, whilst technically great wasn't that great to watch and is hardly something that I would reccommend someone else watch to derive enjoymant out of.

That's the way I see it.

Like I say though, technically it's good. Specially like the stereo effects.

[Pico 2 Gameplay Demo]

Whyam I even reviewing this?

Everyone'll watch it because of the Pico 2 tag, everyone will feel cheated and everyone will then see your comments and...

just be annoyed that you haven't already submitted the next teaser.

[Headache]

I can't believe that was your 1st!!!

I saw it before, I saw it again. :-)

But only the 2nd time did I read your comments. !st movie? It was brilliant! It was pretty funky even without it being your 1st movie, and I didn't give you any extra points for your lack of knowledge.

It did, however, impress me.

As the Dullkatana before me said, 'Very creative and very well put together!!!'