Bezman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[CI3 trailer]

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I'm rating what you've put on NG, as radical as that might seem.

It seemed to be basically a trailer to a game (I know that's what it was) and not an amazingly enjoyable one.

The graphics were nice, but it had no real story or humour to keep me going.

[Carrot's Darkest Hour]

Too much

As far as a response to a rival portal entry goes, it's mildly amusing, but this has really become of little interest to the viewers.

It's too much.

[Enter Carrot Clock]

I thought that was mildly amusing

But only after watching many fruit clock crew movies.

I thought it was a nice spoof of the predominant themes behind the aforementioned movies.

[Stephen gets a girlfriend]

Nah,

I can understand the basic joke, but I didn't find it funny.

[S34s0nZ Gr33t1nGZ!]

Loved the music

How did you do that? The music was brilliant!

Apart from that though, it was nothing special.

[G]

I can tell you've put some effort into this...

but I just don't find it funny.

Some bits (licking/nazi symbol/some bits at thestart) were nice.

However, I got annoyed that you left me with the fish for ages at the end.

[C goes to camp]

That was indeed somewhat pathetic in my opinion.

Annoying.

Horrible flashing backgrounds, horrible high pitched voice, just horrible.

To be fair, the actual joke (what the guy says) is good enough to be called a joke.

[EntropiClock]

Wow! This one made me almost laugh!

And that's rare, even for NG stuff in general.

You got a 6 - better than average.

I liked the voice a lot.

[Eskimo Clock]

Are those your real voices?

Quite funky.

I thought it was an average spoof.

To be honest, I prefer the work I've seen from you to Strawberry's.

[H]

I think it's well cheecky the way you ask for a 5.

It wasn't bad stuff though.