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If you're a CS fan, you MUST watch this.

It was - for me - a mildly entertaining mocie and little more.

However, I could appreciate that The whole thing's reasonably structured, that fans of CS will love this, that the sound is all pretty funky, coming straight from the game, and that the graphics and style are pretty funky.

On the other hand, mainly because I;m not really a CS man, I just didn't particularly enjoy this movie.

But rest assured that you did it all quite well, and you've made something which has really impressed me.

(I'm kind of jealous, you being only 14 and all...)

But yeah. To sum up, great movie, not my style really.

Brilliant series. Not a bad apple in the barrel.

Hmmm....

Maybe I should have reviewed the series higher.

After all, it was good enough for me to watch the series twice and enjoy it.

Enjoy it I did. Laugh,a I did (sometimes). Smile, I did (often). Intrigued? I was - almost always.

Enjoy it I did.

And that's what it's about, right?

But it still left me wanting slightly.

I don't know why...

I think it's just that it's a better series than individual episodes, if you see what I mean.

Keep on nringing out your crazy ideas!

I'll keep watching!

This is the good stuff.

Firstly, I forgot top point out the fact that #7 was the only one with colour... SHOCK! HORROR!

Colour in a series with 'black and white' in the title? Whatever next? Another departure from America and another twisted effort from creator 'AlantheBOX'?

A movie which delivers not only in basic humour and style, but also in terms of parodying various themes?

A movie which truly deserves to be part of the series known as 'B&W Drama Theater'?

Well, don't expect any less from this episode.

Yes, the man has done it once again. Made an immensely watchable movie that really gets you hooked and even makes you laugh!

This is the business. This is the good stuff.

Nice work.

Maybe I should be giving these movies higher marks.

After all, they're good enough to make me want to watch them all, and although I didn't find them funny, surely the factor of eerie fascination counts for something...

Yes. I can still rectify this for my future reviews, but the past ones, will forever be marked slightly lower than they reallly should be...

Made me smile.

Yeah. Like I said earlier, although I don't find the series amazingly funny, I like to watch if only to see what crazy idea you've come up with.

The series continues to amuse and surprise with an increasing diversity of sources for its plots.

#6 was not only a shift in location, but also a shift in terms of style.

However, it retains the unique style of the series, not only graphically, but also in terms of plot.

MIldly amusing.

Yeah, this makes me chuckle, and it is rather amusing in it's ridiculous nature.

The pathetic man we see before us is such a perversion of the stereotype that we can't feel anything but amusement.

Maybe the end should be the funniest part, with it's twisting of the perversion, but I personally find that the laughter comes about not because of the punch-line but because of the throw-away jokes.

A return to your twisted imagination.

After the relatively 'normal' goings on in #2 and 3, the fourth episode returns to the surreal roots of the series and dedicates itself to a world of surrealism and rather dark humour.

It might just be me, but I always find that with this type of humour, even if you don't find it amazingly funny, you always feel compelled to carry on watching.

Mabe I under-rated #3 when I first reviewed it. Tonight, I was going to give it a 7, when I realised that I had already given it a 5.

Ah well. Maybe the NG reviewing system could me better. Maybe I should watch an entire series twice before reviewing it.

But whatever the case, after watching that, I'm definitely going to watch #5.

Worthy of watching.

Funnier than #1.

Yeah. This is kind of less wierd, and more realistic than #1 but possibly funnier.

It made me smile.

The humour is well delivered, and if someone laughs, it won't be because of the quality of the humour or the objective quality.

It'll just be down to their own subjective opinion.

I have nothing else to say.

I am BEhrooZ Bahman Shahriari. I am a man. For years, I have been (sometimes) called... BEZMAN!

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