Bezman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[My Name Is Kyle]

I laughed at one point.

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++++: made me chuckle at one point, at the one-note nature of the song and submission

--: I don't feel your animation adds an awful lot to the song

+: looks accurately like one of the canadian farters in SOuth Park

-: but... his name wasn't kyle, was it?

---: dancing wasn't to the beat

----: After the scene changed to Mario, it seemed kinda boring and the repetitive nature started to bore rather than amuse. I think you should have had the first half very simple (like now) but for the 2nd, had a lot of dancers and stuff to add visual interest.

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Gave me a laugh. 2nd half got boring though.

RupeeClock responds:

Thanks for the review with your interesting review system, it's actually quite helpful.

One thing though, Terrence and Philip, the canadians farters? Neither of them are this made up guy (they don't wear green).

All the canadians do look the same in Southpark.

[iwp makes ANOTHER movie]

A movie that just wants to be fun. It kinda is.

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-----: playing music during loading screen

+++: fast-paced style of intro text

++++: happy music sets up movie well.

+++: pretty colours in grid

++: graphics all do their job and are all pretty clean and look decent.

++++: I like your conveying of emotion

--: terrible perspective on mouse on scenes from computer's p.o.v.

+: Humour at end made me smile.

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An enjoyable movie to watch. Far better than the other 2 I saw. Strawberry clock's part was a good ending.

RupeeClock responds:

Your review system doesn't make any sense, with all those plus points you only give me a 5/10?

Btw, I added a mute button on the loading screen for a reason.

Please, don't review any of my movies.

[Introducing RupeeClock]

Had some charm.

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+++: you convey expression well using only the shape of your eye.

--: unintelligible speech

++: subtitles

--: I didn't find the humour all that amusing. Maybe you could have had something sudden happen, like link appear and collect you or something as a bad example...

+: it had some charm

+: easter egg

++: It's a quality tune from a game I can't remember...

-/2: It's annoying me which game...

-: never-ending easter egg

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Not as bad as I thought it'd be.

Had some charm and your emotional eyes are cute!

RupeeClock responds:

What sort of reason is "Never ending easter egg", no seriously, what the hell?

Please, don't review any of my movies.

[GrandfatherClock's Bday]

Got nothing out of it.

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+: it was short

++: fast

--: wasn't funny

meh: crappy animation. Enh. Intentionally crappy. Yeah yeah.

-: Why would grandfather burn the building?

+: Birthdays bring joy

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Enh. Not sure what kind of response you're expecting or hoping for from folk, or if you even intended for it to be seen by 'outsiders'.

I got nothing from it. Just a vague impression of a fast semi-nonsensical story. Didn't really entertain me.

RupeeClock responds:

It's just meant to be totally random, I guess it's not your cup of tea.

But I don't even see the point of reviewing if it's not something you show intrest in, in terms of genre.

You're just reviewing to get your count up aren't you?

Please, don't review any of my movies.

[Clash of the Sidekicks]

All pretty run-of-the mill.

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--: the way you had them changing sizes to show moving in/out of the foreground didn't look good. Should have kept them at one size, on one plane.

+++: I like being able to choose...

---: It's all like a poor man's version of the VGDC Mario Vs Sonic, down to the choice...

-: Luigi's kicks don't look that good.

--: I think the action should have been faster but lasted as long (so, more action crammed in).

++: the screen with tails winking is fairly cool.

-----: Nothing at all out of the ordinary or particularly unexpected happenned. It was all somewhat predictable.

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I didn't enjoy it.

As mentioned above, I'd have liked to see some surprises and faster action.

Remember, the more you make, the better you get.

Stay funky,
- Bez

KuroiFurea responds:

See, this is what I like,

A straight forward review, not just insulting me, telling me what I should work on!

Thanks!

[Corrupt Voting Day]

I was hoping to learn something...

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-----: no gfx at all
--: audio has some distortion
---: speech wasn't amusing
+++: I think I agree with you. I think you're deriding the 'event'?
---: the speech didn't say anything I didn't know
---: The icon wasn't from the movie. I wanted to see a 'B'!

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Crap entry, explaining the method of its own existence.

No entertainment value of note.

[Las aventuras de Mr.Coo]

The most delightful animation.

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+++: well timed and chosen sound effects
++++: constant surprises

++: Morphing titles
+++: detail as house morphs away
++++: riding through an elephant leg
+++: invisible wall
++++: paper morphing into a monster
++++: the idea of wrestling a chair
+++++: Mr. Coo's face when getting hit by the chair
+++: the cheshire-cat-like smile.
+++++: the emotions expressed by the robots
++++: the way Mr. Coo is born again.
+++++: It just has so many imaginative pieces
+++++: with no pause as Mr. Coo rides from one adventure to the next
+++++: there's a sense of joy in everything about this animation

+++++: watching it, I'm filled with a sense of wonder about Mr. Coo's world.
+++++: For a change, it seems that all the brilliant potential happenings that could happen DO!

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As you should be able to tell from my list of stuff I like, there is nothing I can say wrong about this animation, and a hell of a lot I can commend.

Primarily, the reason why I love it is its inventiveness. We never know what to expect and even when seeing it for the 7th time, I can't help but marvel at the detail, the character, the wonder of Mr. Coo's world.

I'm not sure I could cope with Mr. Coo's world. I'd like to try but chances are I won't ever get that chance.

So thank you for this rollercoaster ride into a day of his life. A few minutes of non-stop action, non-stop miracles, non-stop fantasy...

Seriously. I'm finding it hard to explain how much I love this.

I'll stop trying.

[Thinking]

I was thinking... this movie's beautiful.

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-----: starts automatically when loaded. Should have a play button.

+++: sweet music

+: great font used for 'thinking' at start.

+: Fitting BG.

+++: cute character.

+++++: beautiful script. Your character's shyness is illustrated well and the words warm the heart.

---: music ends to suddenly - it should fade out.

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It's a beautiful movie. This tiny girl touches our hearts and so the power of this tiny movie will be carried on with us.

[Adventures of Senor Auber]

Couldn't understand anything

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+++: graphics are colourful
+++: characters expressive
+: the woman going 'AHH!' before Men in Hats' song kicks in makes me want to know what's being said.
-----: I can't understand anything being said

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Didn't amuse or entertain me. I am slightly interested to know what's being said here. But then, knowing you guys, it's possibly just gibberish...