Bezman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Lyrics To A Song]

Kinda predictable, but some ace visualisations.

I liked his nervous twitches and all the expressions. It's a repetitive and predictable joke, but the visualisations made me smile.

After flashing, he seemed to get a tiny bit calmer, which disappointed me. I was hoping it'd get even more ridiculous. Maybe the ending could have been him having a heart attack?

Though you're obviously new to flash and have stuff to learn, you've got a great grasp on poses and histrionic expressions. I look forward to more from you!

[Seek]

made me smile.

The ADD-friendly nature was kinda cool.

I like your expressions. They kinda remind me of Schmorky's stuff with expressive faces and bendy old-school arms.

The scenes fitted the music well.

Though this made me smile though, I felt that something was lacking. I dunno. Maybe the randomness just isn't as effective when it's expected - as it certainly was after the first switch. I can't explain it much clearer.

Still made me smile.

[The Glass Toaster]

I was sad...

I bet you just wanted the collection to pimp your own stuff, eh?

Nice work!

I liked all the scenes you came up with and the noise and multiple toasters worked really well as did the ending.

I actually felt really sorry for the toaster. Then I laughed at myself for such a feeling!

[Webcam Confessions]

Odd...

I like the stylised head shape.

The bluyrry bg worked well.

Parts of the graphics, like the shirt and hair seemed like they could have been cleaned up a bit.

I liked the lip-synch work.

The dialogue was a bit odd - certainly memorable even if it didn't make me chuckle.

[Pico VS Pico]

Hehehe

Hehe!

I wonder how many people understood the joke when they saw the machine! I always wanted one...

Loved the end font, the shot of the Winnie the Pooh game and the basic concept.

The graphics could be a bit tidier and prettier, and Pico's battle cry/the 'Waed ban' a bit clearer to understand.

Great as is though. I admire your ability to do things to a good standard rather than worrying about perfection and getting nothing done. Knamean?

[Hot Dog Eating Contest]

Another excellent submission

I like how the lip synch at the start was proper fbf instead of the shitty 'use a few frames and jump between them' that a lot of folk do.

The start of the robot part could have had more variety - that was the definite lowpoint.

Also, I'd have liked subtitles to understand Andrew's jokes a bit easier.

Still, another cool movie from you - some nice details and expressions (I specially liked the pointing and explosion gestures/expressions) helped bring the tune to life.

[pencil sharpening test]

disappointing

Calling a sharpener was mildly amusing. Following that train of thought may have had potential.

But the graphics were terrible, bgm overlapped and other than the pointlessness/shortness itself, there was no further humour to be found here.

[The Clocktone Genius]

a fun watch

I like how you visualised the characters from the song. Also, having the lyrics was useful as I hadn't ever made them out before.

The end with the clockcrew .fla was cool too.

I like how in this version, it's almost as if we're the one on the recieving end of the joke - we've taken the place of the callee in the original flash.

Not got the greatness of the original, but still a fun watch.

RupeeClock responds:

Wow, a helpful review? Where the hell did this pop from?
Thanks, this is a really helpful review. :)