Bezman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[LL - Art Unappreciation]

It didn't make me laugh

+++ I like your style of 'humour'. It doesn't really make me laugh so much, but it's kinda off-beat stuff that surprises and makes me smile.

++++ Surprising little twists.

++ I like the way you show emotion fairly well with the lock.

- The way the eyes disappear seems kinda cheap.

-- I didn't laugh.

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I thought this was gonna be some sort of wierd arty thing. Instead I got an amusing little romp, which I fairly enjoyed. The quality of voices and everything really added to the amusing story.

It didn't make me laugh, but it did send a few smiles my way.

Wonchop responds:

heh k

[Weapons of Angels 2]

there are far better alternatives around

+++ Lots of action.

- Graphics are maybe a bit too simplistic. Also, kinda rough in the case of some of the scenery.

-- When someone's being held, it doesn't look right. They shouldn't be able to hold folk at arm's length, I don't think. Maybe that's part of it.

--- There's just not enough sense of impact. When enemies are hit, they don't really get knocked back cartoonishly. Enemies remain pretty much static whilst sliced in half.

+ A story
-- though it's kinda trite.

+ cool music

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It's not bad, but there are far better alternatives around.

[NASA Report: 10th Planet]

A slight chuckle.

++ Made me chuckle slightly at the punchline.

-- Voices at the start were a bit unintelligible

- limited animation

- basic gfx

+ but the gfx have a kind of cute appeal.

++ I like the format (newsflash style)

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Made me chuckle slightly at the ending. It's no masterpiece but I think it was worth watching thanks to the punchline and speedy delivery.

Nice stuff.

ReklessCreati0n responds:

I enjoy your reviews, please review more of my stuff :)

yeah, the GFX weren't all that... i'm sorry :/

[dreamer1]

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to blam a submission:

I believe you should rename it something like 'delete_yym01' then send an e-mail to Wade.

Btw, I kinda like the picture you have after the pre-loader. Bright colours and correct perspective.

yoyoman92 responds:

thanks, I'll do that.

[48 Hours Goodbye]

Made me smile

++ The end surprised me

-- Couldn't make out what the blue clock said.

--- Not actually that funny.

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I preferred it to most 'curtailed' flash movies. The beginning of the song made me think I was gonna hear the whole thing.

Btw, what's the song? I've heard it before, but can't remember what it is... it's annoying me now. Damn you.

[Tiger_Chick's Secret]

Made me laugh at the unveiling.

+++ Made me laugh. Nice job! An uncommon thing. Liked the unveiling and everything between that and the credits.

------ Starts automatically. That really pisses me off.

- Limited animation.

- I think the voices would have been better set to stream. Force the movie to drop frames to keep the intended 'speed'. My PC's running slow and it really pissed me off. Not really your fault though.

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I was expecting a piece of shit, but this made me chuckle! Great job!

Not a masterpiece though, by any stretch of the imagination.

Shame she never reviewed this. That would've been interesting.

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As I side-note, I like your quote.

"If you're at the point where you're giving the maker of a Pube Muppet movie helpful hints, I think it's time to take a step back."
- Strange Clock

I was pretty much at that stage last week. I reckon I'll try and make a couple of points with any movie, but if it's something that took half an hour to make, there's no point spending ten minutes writing a review full of constructive criticism.

[On The Moon (episode 6)]

Not very funny.

++ The 'all you can see' gag, with the ensuing wisecrack, was rather droll.

+++ Your art is lovely. I specially like the effects during the collision.

-- The subtitles (necessary imo) couldn't be turned on in the middle of the movie.

- It all just barely made me smile. It just wasn't terribly amusing as a whole. I find it hard to critique comedy, so I'll just leave it at that.

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I enjoyed the joke mentioned above. The rest seemed like much of a 'non-event'.