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Just not as good.

Liked the 'lemon' part.

It obviously wasn't as strong as the original. The 'tattoo' joke was weak and we frankly don't care bout what your favourite FPS games are. At least Allen's fave NG subs had some relevance to NG and therefore some resonance with the audience.

I think the lesson here is to bring in some individuality but keep it fast (don't linger on one element like you did the dick jokes) and keep it relevant (mentioning the homework was fair enough - but more about NG pls).

The actual animation/video editing was reasonably done though.

Ultimately, it's cool to see an alternative take on an idea but there's no argument about which is better.

Smiley-Bob responds:

Yeah we realized that after we watched it. We were like "Our thing doesn't have much to do with NG you know...lol".
It wasn't very good. I'm glad SOME people liked it.

Turned out brilliantly.

All the authors synched the action brilliantly to the music and I loved the fast-paced action.

I don't know whether I preferred the fast transitions at the start (specially loved the rainbow-spew) or the fuller humour/narrative towards the end but there wasn't a dull moment and the exclusion of colour turned out brilliantly.

My only slight niggle might be that I'd have preferred a focus on either the surreal transitions of the start or the humour near the end - both brilliant but maybe a focus on one element ould make it stronger? I dunno.

never really understood

Very cool style. Always great to see more experimental stuff on the portal.

I loved the final scene with the wide shot of the city. The ghostbusters bit and the 2 sections where you interacted (1st and the first drink) also stood out.

I wasn't too keen on the moose bits - never really understood what was going on there... was Hans trying to make him wear trousers?

Fun watch and great work.

BritishMoose responds:

Indeed he was! And he most certainly failed ^o^

A real step up.

I liked the jokes that run through it and the bits of bg detail like Zekey's graffiti, the stupid number of cigs...

Seeing the characters change style throughout was interesting - kudos that you sorta reworked styles from different folk, like the soft shadows in the opening sequence coming up later.

I don't particularly care what happens to the characters, thanks to the purposely hokey plot, but it was entertaining enough and I"m sure I'l enjoy #2.

heh

I enjoyed the penguin and the reveal of the joke.

Animation was economical but perfectly serviceable.

I chuckled a bit.

disappointing

Some unfinished movies may be worth watching. Hypothetically.

But watching this, we're presented with an interesting, mispelt quote, a scene with pretty colours and then... pop. No payoff, no humour, little that accumulates to be of interest and only a second of prettiness.

I vaguely anticipated a screamer or something when it went white.

For a moment there, I thought this was gonna be a lovely little movie like the other, but no dice.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

I realize you're an illiterate retard, but when you watch a flash you might want to read an author's comments.
That way when you leave your huffy pretentious reviews, people wont see just how stupid you actually are.

Made me chuckle.

I was surprised how much I enjoyed this!

I liked the introduction - hyping up the 'feature' in a surreal way. It makes the whole thing insanely memorable.

I like the triplet...

I like Hitler's mutation here. Bg works well too.

I still feel it'd have worked better with higher contrast Hitler and also photographed magnets (and more of them. More, more more magnets - more ridiculousness!).

The screws were unfortunately barely visible.

Made me chuckle.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Silver on grey is pretty sucky. :(

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