Bezman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Best Flash Movie Eva]

getting rid of sex

+++ Zany idea.

++ The hugging at start made me chuckle.

+++ Chuckled at eye getting stuck.

++ Smiled in bewilderment throughout.

+++ Drawing are lively and full of character.

-- Maybe some colour?

--- Inherent sickness of idea.

++ chuckled slightly at end.

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I won't be watching it again, but I have little to complain about and it certainly kept me entertained. I thought the end would be something about getting rid of sex offenders or something.

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see it degenerate

++ Kinda like the way it's all introduced. Slightly amusing.

- Though it made me think maybe that was of import - I had to reread part of it, so hadn't finished reading when MC came along. I then restarted.

--- short-loop or insufficient interest.

-- Song lasts too long in my opinion.

--- Colours hurt my eyes slightly.

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I was kinda hoping the series would be a story of some sort. Sad to see it degenerate into this.

Not my 'thing' at all.

Btw, am I right in assuming that the animated skeleton was found by you on the internet?

FattyWhale responds:

yeah, that is a revenant from Doom 2. I admit I should have stuck to the storyline, maybe in the next episode I will do so.

[CC - Mozilla Ep. 2]

as to how

++ Liked bleached colours at start and attempt at making it look different.

++ Texture of road.

-- texture should maybe move.

--- Just didn't find any of that funny.

+ Although MC saying he was happy with the result made me smile.

+ MC being traced rather than you using the bitmap.

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I'm very mildly curious as to how this'll continue. Didn't really enjoy this though.

FattyWhale responds:

the next two episodes have nothing to do with anything, but I promise episode 5 will.

[CC - Mozilla Ep. 1]

all chu

+++ Ending made me chuckle.

+++ I like the fact that there's a Mozilla clock.

- Slightly overly basic and unstylish graphics for house/trees.

- In a way, I'm not sure the logo is great for a clock. Whereas the fruits and whatnot work as they've got a strong outline and simple texture, the detailed 'texture' of this kinda confuses the eye and doesn't allow it to rest on the clockface at firstglance.

- Confusing ending. Why'd he have to go into the navy bit? Did he suddenly lose his free will?

?? Maybe include subtitles? Voices were too quiet so had to restart and put on headphones.

++ Glad you didn't include the full song.

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A small chuckle.

FattyWhale responds:

I guess he just wanted to join the navy

[Textual Adventures]

do more and polish

+++++ I love to see folk using text for pictures.

---- I think you maybe should've extended that into all the spikes/rock/chainsaw etc.

+++ Start of story was interesting, with kinda-shared name.

---- I found the second act of the story a bit tiresome and confusing. I didn't realise he was on about YuGiOh until he mentioned it. It didn't amuse.

-- ugly bg. where are they meant to be anyway? Poor drawings. The KM looks good for a tutorial to give some slight texture, but not for a movie.

+++ Various stock sounds used for comic effect were interesting.

+++ Great song to finish.

++ Lovely outlines on the stressed font.

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Interesting and kinda fun to watch.

I think you should do more and polish up your style! Tell more stories maybe? Try more things?

In any case, stay funky.

Frenzy responds:

---- I found the second act of the story a bit tiresome and confusing. I didn't realise he was on about YuGiOh until he mentioned it. It didn't amuse.

Oh, well you weren't supposed to trealize it was Yu-Gi-Oh unitl then. Anyway, thanks.

-- ugly bg. where are they meant to be anyway? Poor drawings. The KM looks good for a tutorial to give some slight texture, but not for a movie.

Yeah, the KoolMoves watermark is annoying, but what can I say? I only have the Demo! It was supposed to be an 'arena'.

Thanks for the great review!

.frenZy.

[Fap to NG acts: Ocelot]

a shame to see

++++ The whole concept is ridiculous, original and amusing.

++++ Chuckled at the post 'fapping is a way of life'. Great commentary.

++++ Loved the voice used. Is it your own voice, trying to emulate speakonia?

+++ Great zip/fapping sounds.

++++ All the writing was just so ridiculous and self-depecratingly funny.

--- Start was a little slow. (until you opened the profile)

- I didn't like the drawing of white splodges. Maybe just a fade to white or something if you want it to be abstract?

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Chuckled and smiled throughout.

The graphics can't have taken you longer than 15 minutes, but the writing more than made up for it.

Really, I have little criticism. It's a great series and a shame to see it stopped. I think it's time to bring it back, and I imagine that they're fairly easy to do in an evening?

Nominated all for NG parodies.

This is my favourite one. Favourites: 4,1,3,2.

[Fap to NG acts: Frostbrth]

that take advantage of

I don't understand your comment:
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"I was inspired by the film clip for the song and wanted to create one myself. I was impressed with the final product. I am not very experienced with flash, as you may see. This was written by Kat Bell, and by the way, the drawings are SUPPOSED to be like that!!! Its pretty abstract, well, I thought it was funny anyway...hope you enjoy!"
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Is that just meant to be random? What song? What film clip? Kat Bell? What drawings? It's abstract?

I agree it's funny though!

+++++ concept

+++ 'swedish stat-whore' => near-chuckle

+++ your reason for getting up in the mornings => chuckle

++ 'frosty botty'?

++ Link to profiles. Really excellent! Not that it takes long to load...

-- Again, the intro stuttered and annoyed. (I didn't see it doing so in #2)

-- While looking at the post, your comment wasn't particularly funny.

+ Having pics on your wall in the intro is a cool touch. Maybe have more?

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Surreal as always. The idea has great inherent comedy and you throw in a few lines that take advantage of the set-up.

I have no real criticisms - just a general feeling that this too could be even more hilarious.

[Fap to NG acts: Hamy_Jamy]

detracts and it isn't

+++ Cool song for ending.

+++++ Concept.

- The intro seemed too long. The time it took for the title screen to disappear and for you to even come on-screen before you 'sit' was annoying when I just wanted to get to the action!

-- Don't like the 'splodges'.

--- I think it's just not as funny. Still makes me smile and 'you've been very bad' is a cool line, but after the concept, it wasn't really carried on.
With #1, you kinda had a whole self-deprecating thing, where you're playing the part of some dweeb and you actually mumble about the profile as you're fapping. In this, as HJ says, maybe you were too nice?

++ Ending tune is a good pick.

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Enjoyed. But the intro detracts and it isn't /quite/ as funny.