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9... hehehe....

I don't trust these multiple choice things very much, but I wanted to see another thing of yours.

You should really work more on your presentation - the graphics and bg in the original mad libs was rather nice, but in mad libs 3 and this game, it was all just text on a white background.

I suppose many folk will enjoy your self-test, but I was just expecting something more somehow.

Sorry.

A bit tiring and boring to be honest

(as I always try to be in my reviews)

It just felt like I spent too much time inputting all those words in only to get a story that wasn't that funny.

Maybe if you had less words remaining from the original text it might be funnier? Also it might be nice to have some button you can press to have random suitable stuff automatically put into the box, and then you can either press it again for something different, enter your own thing or press the 'next' button.

However, I'm not entirely sure if I would ever find a story created with this premise that amusing... We shall see I suppose. (maybe)

Interesting way to present a quiz.

However, I thought I was getting something more when I started the game. The instructions and 'safety rules' didn't work and so I thought it was a test of skillful driving rather than just a quiz.

To be honest, some of the questions seem a bit rubbish. Some are mispelt, some are things practically no-one apart from you wouldn know (what score your free blam point got) and a couple of things are really arguable and quite possibly incorrect.

On a lighter note though, I did like your graphics and the way they moved. Very nice. :)

Maybe you should try to make a safe driving game?

If you do another quiz, please make the answers facts that we have a real chance of knowing. Maybe make it about something like some TV show or computer games or something.

Too unoriginal.

It's a decent game, but it's just been done so many times and there's so many other pong games... When I clicked on the name, I was really expecting some extra features or something else to make this a bit different.

The AI isn't great. I know it's not impossible, but it is near-impossible to win. It took me about 4 games to get a single point and that just seems silly.

The graphics were reasonably nice though.

rangi responds:

If it was easy , it wouldn't be enjoyable would it. This is meant to entertain for 5 minutes. Not bad for a game under 15kb.

Thanks about the graphics though , I'm a programmer so that was pretty much my first try at graphics.

Not a great tutorial.

Well, I suppose as long as some folk find it useful - as the person below seemingly did - you can feel proud of yourself.

However, the basic flash section seemed to gloss over how the timeline works (clicking in a frame to draw in it wasn't mentioned) and the dress-up bit was wrong. You can only use on(press) and on(release) commands with a button.

Still, it's a nice thought and I wish you good luck with future work.

Old joke, but true.

Apart from the 'run' function, the whole thing was basically a big joke of windows' faults.

Whilst it's a good thing to poke fun at, the joke wasn't that well executed as it didn't actually make me chuckle. Also, the 'game' became a bit too tiring to play, with the '...sucks' button a good example of what you've done wrong.

You've made a joke at something rubbish. But in doing so, acquired most of its annoying faults.

Still, the graphics and sounds are good and I slightly respect what you've done.

Too unoriginal.

It had a few parts that were mildly interesting, and the graphics were reasonably nicely drawn.

However, the transitions between scenes didn't look that great, the music was too repetitive and the parts when you squashed the guns to simulate them rotating looked really poor.

The largest nail in the coffin was the fact that the whole thing hinged upon an unoriginal concept that I had seen too many times already.

Unless your skills are great, you really need to do something a bit more original to stand out from the crowd.

Better luck next time,
Bez

I must have played that about 5 times!

Is it actually possible? The best I managed to do was to get 2 notes away from the top...

yurgenburgen responds:

It is possible.

More text, information and pictures?

The whole thing takes ages to load and though the sound clips probably last for a fair while, I didn't find them as interesting as I thought I might.

To be honest, I know next to nothing about this particular event, and so maybe you could have had some more information about the details.

If you had some more text and pictures and the picture didn't change the music, then this might be more enjoyable to watch.

As it is, it seems like a case of listening to a load of uninteresting banter.

Well, I respect you for the thought and idea and you seem to have done what you set out to do.

But something to watch on-screen - even subtitles - may have helped keep our interest somewhat?

Also, you could have pin-pointed on the screen any major events?

If I'd been given more information via text as it loaded then I'd have maybe been more interested to listen to the various wake-up calls.

I didn't get past the first level...

There's a red thing at the top right, which I think you need to get, and I couldn't seem to get to it.

You don't seem to be able to jump down from platforms. Jumping from the platform one down will take you up to far and jumping from the platform 2 down doesn't take me high enough...

(I might well be wrong and if so, please explain the way to do it to me.)

Other than that, the most important thing you need to sort out is tha speed at which your character moves. That one trait of the game makes it so tiring and unplayable...

Other than that, you've done a decent job, so well done.

However, you really need to speed up the character before it has a chance of being playable.

I hope my review was useful to you,
Bez

LAUBO responds:

Hi, the idea was that you would jump down from the platform and wile falling jump to the coin. Please retry playing my game, I think that you would enjoy the other 2 levels.

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