Bezman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tails and his GBA]

5/10

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---: the link to 'download [your] special swf viewing program' opens in the same window
-: and apparantly it's been moved or something.

+++: Nice presentation, with GBAs...

-: only occassional speech

+++: I like dimension-travelling. The idea of travelling into games is nice.

-: You type 'were' instead of 'we're' when they enter either game.

++: made me chuckle at end of Mario game

++: also at end of sonic game

---: but a lot of the moview leading up to the gampak felt a bit slow

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I found it funny at either end, but the start seemed a bit dull.

I'm gonna give you 4/10 rather than 5. I know it's not what you referred to, but your threat of buttsex scared me.

RupeeClock responds:

You should consider not using this awful system actually, it's not helpful, just confusing.

Please, don't review any of my movies.

[My Name Is Kyle]

I laughed at one point.

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++++: made me chuckle at one point, at the one-note nature of the song and submission

--: I don't feel your animation adds an awful lot to the song

+: looks accurately like one of the canadian farters in SOuth Park

-: but... his name wasn't kyle, was it?

---: dancing wasn't to the beat

----: After the scene changed to Mario, it seemed kinda boring and the repetitive nature started to bore rather than amuse. I think you should have had the first half very simple (like now) but for the 2nd, had a lot of dancers and stuff to add visual interest.

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Gave me a laugh. 2nd half got boring though.

RupeeClock responds:

Thanks for the review with your interesting review system, it's actually quite helpful.

One thing though, Terrence and Philip, the canadians farters? Neither of them are this made up guy (they don't wear green).

All the canadians do look the same in Southpark.

[iwp makes ANOTHER movie]

A movie that just wants to be fun. It kinda is.

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-----: playing music during loading screen

+++: fast-paced style of intro text

++++: happy music sets up movie well.

+++: pretty colours in grid

++: graphics all do their job and are all pretty clean and look decent.

++++: I like your conveying of emotion

--: terrible perspective on mouse on scenes from computer's p.o.v.

+: Humour at end made me smile.

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An enjoyable movie to watch. Far better than the other 2 I saw. Strawberry clock's part was a good ending.

RupeeClock responds:

Your review system doesn't make any sense, with all those plus points you only give me a 5/10?

Btw, I added a mute button on the loading screen for a reason.

Please, don't review any of my movies.

[Introducing RupeeClock]

Had some charm.

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+++: you convey expression well using only the shape of your eye.

--: unintelligible speech

++: subtitles

--: I didn't find the humour all that amusing. Maybe you could have had something sudden happen, like link appear and collect you or something as a bad example...

+: it had some charm

+: easter egg

++: It's a quality tune from a game I can't remember...

-/2: It's annoying me which game...

-: never-ending easter egg

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Not as bad as I thought it'd be.

Had some charm and your emotional eyes are cute!

RupeeClock responds:

What sort of reason is "Never ending easter egg", no seriously, what the hell?

Please, don't review any of my movies.

[GrandfatherClock's Bday]

Got nothing out of it.

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+: it was short

++: fast

--: wasn't funny

meh: crappy animation. Enh. Intentionally crappy. Yeah yeah.

-: Why would grandfather burn the building?

+: Birthdays bring joy

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Enh. Not sure what kind of response you're expecting or hoping for from folk, or if you even intended for it to be seen by 'outsiders'.

I got nothing from it. Just a vague impression of a fast semi-nonsensical story. Didn't really entertain me.

RupeeClock responds:

It's just meant to be totally random, I guess it's not your cup of tea.

But I don't even see the point of reviewing if it's not something you show intrest in, in terms of genre.

You're just reviewing to get your count up aren't you?

Please, don't review any of my movies.

[Clash of the Sidekicks]

All pretty run-of-the mill.

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--: the way you had them changing sizes to show moving in/out of the foreground didn't look good. Should have kept them at one size, on one plane.

+++: I like being able to choose...

---: It's all like a poor man's version of the VGDC Mario Vs Sonic, down to the choice...

-: Luigi's kicks don't look that good.

--: I think the action should have been faster but lasted as long (so, more action crammed in).

++: the screen with tails winking is fairly cool.

-----: Nothing at all out of the ordinary or particularly unexpected happenned. It was all somewhat predictable.

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I didn't enjoy it.

As mentioned above, I'd have liked to see some surprises and faster action.

Remember, the more you make, the better you get.

Stay funky,
- Bez

KuroiFurea responds:

See, this is what I like,

A straight forward review, not just insulting me, telling me what I should work on!

Thanks!

[A Lockwork Orange]

The droogs are at it again...

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++: the tank near the pre-loader was rather cool.

++: the graphics were fairly decent at the start.

-: I couldn't understand the voices. Only make out the occassional word.

+++: the end came as a surprise

--: I just snorted and smiled for a moment. Didn't laugh.

---: Wouldn't be amusing at all a 2nd time.

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Enh, you get credit for surprising me there and getting me to snort.

It is the cheapest kinda laugh though - the 'laugh it's so bad' laugh. Also, I didn't actually laugh.

AubergineLock responds:

Oh. Well alright if you say so.