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[Livecorpse 1982 - 2004]

Reasonably well made and mildly amusing.

I liked all the irellevant (sp) jokes in the middle, and the whole thing was nicely made.

I just didn't find it funny myself.

Oh, adn I also liked the extra button.

greydigger responds:

this was like the 5th movie i ever made on flash. i had flash for like a day when I made this. im not to proud of it.

[Smokey - Jump Around]

Pretty nice animation

There were a few bits that made me smile, and the lips seemed quite nice.

However, ultimately, most of it seemed just a bit boring, and I definitely won't be watching this again.

Smokey-Chipmunk responds:

Thanks, man. I know it was perdy crappy. The file size was unacceptable, but I still like it. For anybody that cares --- Im working on another one

[TransFormersBluestreak420]

'Twas allright, but lacking.

But like most people (it seems), I just wanted more.

The idea was quite nice, but the actual animation wasn't amazing - something that would be pretty much essential for this concept.

Either some great animation or a few more robots would make this rock.

As it is, it just feels a bit lacking.

BlueStreak420 responds:

Thank you for taking the time to review. I agree that it is lacking something, this was my first attempt at animating a Transformer so the animation will get better with practice. As far as the content I wanted to put interactive tech specs, sound clips (with animation), something along those lines but when I got to 400K I decided to stick with what I had.

[Chokin' & Chuckin' Bush]

Nicely done. Some will love it.

After all, the graphics, sound and animation are pretty decent.

Howeveer, personally, I just don't find it funny.

glish responds:

Thanks for reviewing it nonetheless. Sorry it took so long for me to acknowledge this but, I just found you boring.

[Robotech Ep. 1 - 5]

It seemed to be pretty decent, and nicely made,

but not enough waas done to explain the plot to someone like me who doesn't know Macross.

If you like Macross, this may be well and good, but for folk like me, the length probably isn't worth it.

Having said that, the graphics and sound effects seem quite decent.

Nanashi responds:

Thanx for the Idea! Thats what I had in mind too. Im going to do that. But be ready for some killer 3D affects.

Oh yes, and thoue it ses robotech final, Its not the last one....

[8-Bit Theater Episode 8]

Good stuff.

2 things - the sound seems to have gone down in quality since 7 for some reason, and when you make the compilation, will you be re-doing the graphics?

I know it seems a lot to ask, but like I said in another review, if you want 8 bit graqphics then make the other stuff 8-bit style, otherwise, redo the sprites.

Karui-Kage responds:

Im just keeping true to what was used in the original comic :) check it out, you will see what I mean.

[BEEBO Part 3]

I'm sorry to have to do this yet again, but...

it's the same, but longer. The same quality of sound. The same quality of animation and graphics. The same humour. Which I didn't find funny.

It's also a bit longer.

If you didn't enjoy the first 2 movies, this is unlikely to sway your opinion.

If you found them funny, you'll probably like this too.

fabulous999 responds:

If you didn't like the first one, and you didn't like the second one, why in god's name did you expect the third to suddnely tickle your over judgemental fancy. I'm guessing you're gonna say "well I didn't". In that case you're obviously a jerk for giving the same review 3 times. Jerk. Go suck a croissant.

[C Meets Atlanta Brave: SE]

No point.

There's a lot of clock movies like this, and (in my opinion - obviously) they are pretty much all just like this. Pointless.

Hey, at least it loads pretty much instantaneously.

Done1done1done responds:

You hate the C Saga? That's sad :(

[joey episode 6]

Th best one I've seen yet!

This was hilarious!

I laughed and watched it again and laughed again...

The only thing I'd say is that you should be putting buttons at the start of your movies to start it off.

Great stuff.

Commando-Cheese responds:

thanks. a mistake I made with episode 8 is not making it funny, sorry for flippig out on you for that joey 8 review

[joey episode 8 (starwars)]

Very boring and poor sound

To be fair, you have obviously spent quite a bit of time on this. Unfortunately, it didn't really add up to anything.

As far as I could see, this was merely an unoriginal vastly cut down version of Star Wars.

Basically, this is just the climax of the 1st film. However, it's not that well recreated.

If you'd directed the same effort at creating an original story, it might have paid off, but I just think that this is totally pointless and needless.

Commando-Cheese responds:

U know what, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. First of all, have you heard the sound of the other star wars movies? Ya,that's what I thought. Second, you're just gay. And 3rd, lets see you make a perfect recreation of the star wars ending. Plus, if you were to think that of all the movies out there that this one is pointless and needless, then boy, you have problems, it's better for you not to visit this site at all.