Bezman's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Clock Crew coloring book]

Quite funky stuff.

I'm impressed.

Okay. You've proved that you can do stuff in Flash. Now, how about making a playable game, or something that we can't already do with a computer porgram most of us will have?

I'm not trying to be nasty, but most people will have some sort of drawing package on the PC, and I'm not sure if anyone will be /that/ excited to be able to colour you guys in.

Ah well.

RaspberryClock responds:

Have you played "Hateful Hangover" or "Channel Fighter" yet?

[Basic Animation Tutorial]

Pretty decent...

But I really felt like I learnt pretty much next to nothing (apart from the fact that you can move the center point)...

However, I suppose some newbies will learn something from this.

Then again, it's pretty much all in the tutorials and realms of common sense.

Bleh... I'll give you a 5.

capn-g responds:

Holy crap, people! I don't know how many times I can say it! This is a BASIC animation tutorial! BASIC as in SIMPLE! Get it? YEESH!

[Kill The Dog]

Ho hum.

There's an average choose-different-ways-to-kill- something game here, but nothing to make it rise above the crowd.

Better luck with your next movie.

EviLDoG responds:

yep i agree

[Beat The Stimpy]

Call this a game?

It's just a movie with buttons to carry on at certain points.

A bit balls.

vastcool responds:

ITS THE FUNNEST GAME IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!!!

[MasterDeaths Pro Windows]

A waste of your time, and a waste of ours.

This is nicely done with all the different bits.

It does have bugs and problems, but the biggest one is: IT'S POINTLESS!

If you had some sort of way of working a game into it, that would be quite funky. As it is, we use Winshite every day. Why would we want to use it for fun?

MasterDeath responds:

piss off

[Big Or Small]

Nicely done,

but for me, it all just lacks a point.

As gambling games go though, this is decent.

Uncle-Boris responds:

I take offense to that, seeming as you can't actually script yourself!

[Think Johnny's Normal?]

Strange, I thought I'd like it then...

Seriously though, decent and mildly original effort. Take a normal-seeming person and look beneath the surface...

One problem was the badly recorded sound.

Another was that 'I just didn't find it funny.' TM

glish responds:

I guess you're not one of the disturbed folks I referred to then....?

[Portal Fighter]

Maybe better than the score suggests.

The thing is, I just didn't find it very entertaining becuase the gameplay seemed totally unbalanced and pointless.

I didn't like this. Others might.

The graphics were nice.

raitendo responds:

Yeah, I know what you're saying. The gameplay is really quite pointless (but unbalanced? in which way do you mean?) and the main point of the game is the (if I may say so) rather good-looking graphics. So rest assured, I know it's no masterpiece :). If you want something meaningful, try my game Another Weird Ordeal dv2 instead, it's loads better. Cheers

[The Defender]

Nice, but bugged.

I just did a special move when the screen turned blue and the whole thing crashed! It stayed like that for about 10 secs, and that's a real bummer.

The idea was nice, the execution needs a few more features to make it more polished. You could make it so that moves give you less points when done in succession. That way, you'd have to use both the kick and the roll.

After a while, it gets a bit boring. Fair enough, I didn't work to get the special. But it's your job to make me want to get it.

daro36 responds:

This is the first i've heard of any "special move" bug. If anyone can give me further information about this problem it would be greatly appreciated. I'd fix it the first chance i got, if this "bug" really exists. I am skeptical though, becuase i have tested this game more than you can imagine and haven't come across any bugs that i didn't take care of.