Bezman's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ballz ver 1.98]

Brilliant

Nice, simple idea. Perfectly suited to the media. And you've got all the nice touches (bullet holes, great sound effects, great music, bounces, power ups) to make it work brilliantly.

I shouted out when I first lost a life!

A NG scoretable would make this even better though - sort it out with Tom and then we'll be smokin'.

[Cursing Keyboard.]

T'sallright,

but I just didn't enjoy it thatmuch myself.

[Create-A-Ride]

Nice...

but to be honest, I was hoping for a bit more.

If you could ride the car you make, then that'd be pretty good, but as it stands, it just seems all a bit lacking and pointless.

Sorry, that's just my opinion. (As all my reviews are.)

[Clock Assassin VI]

Funny - it actually made me have a wee chortle!

Seriously - this is good stuff.

I'm impressed.

[How da bitch stole Xmas!!]

Game? I couldn't interact...

I really find the way that the audio loops wrongly annoying. Also, the whole thing...

Well, I can see where the joke is, but I don't find it funny.

[3D Joe Water Balloon Drop]

Nice...

A decent game which - while not exactly a brilliantly original idea - is nicely done.

There's a lot going on, and it's difficult to get to the end.

However, the real question is, after getting sent back to round one because you hit ONE MEASLY SEAGULL is a bit cheeky.

I just don't think there's enough incentive to play on, as each level seems to be exactly the same in terms of gameplay.

There's no new ideas introduced or anything to keep you interested.

[Mini-Putt 2]

Quite good to be fair.

However, like a lot of stuff, whilst I can appreciate that it is really good, it's not quite to my taste.

Also, I do feel that the motion looks more like a snooker table than a putting game.

Maybe you need to increase the friction?

[Incriminati]

It's (slightly) more than the sum of its parts

The basic idea is quite decent. I'm still new, but I haven't seen anything like this before.

However, after playing it through once, I don't think I'll be returning to it.

I reckon it's just not my type of humour.

Good, but not really to my taste.